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Doggy Don't Care: Complete badge guide for all levels

Writer: Paula Vaynshteyn
Paula Vaynshteyn
6 days ago
10 min read

Doggy Don’t Care is an adorable, chaotic adventure puzzle game that centers around a pug that seems to live for the most unhinged type of mischief, and all four of the levels in the game feature Mischievous Badges that need to be earned before you can move on to the next location. 


In total, there are 84 badges across the four levels to collect in order to complete the game, and each badge is associated with an environmental puzzle you need to solve using only the vaguest of hints from the bird in each level. Some of the puzzles are more difficult to complete than others, while some can only be unlocked via a chain including other badges. 


If you’re stuck trying to figure out how to get a particular badge in Doggy Don’t Care, don’t worry; I’ve gone through this multiple times with my daughter, so I’ve got you covered. 


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Complete Doggy Don’t Care badge guide

Each level (House, Farm, Office, and Museum) has 21 badges to collect and a varying number of pup treats to find. You need to find all the treats and complete every badge before you can move on to the next level via a surreal dream experience. 


House badges

Doggy Don't Care badges available in the house level

As an introduction to the game and its various mechanics, some of the badges here are easy to get, but that doesn’t mean some won’t have you stumped. Here’s how to get all 21 badges in the house in Doggy Don’t Care:


Badge

How to get

Doggy Don't Care badge showing alarm clock

Head into the bedroom with two beds and pick up the unicorn toy on the bed. Squeak it next to Rocko to wake him up.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing piano keys

After learning double jump, head over to the piano and walk all over the keys.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing  record

Double jump on or in front of the record player next to the dining table.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a colorful retro TV screen

Grab the TV remote from the bedside table in the main bedroom (double jump to open the door) and use it to turn on the TV in the living room.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a chicken leg

Double jump on or in front of the oven in the kitchen to get the chicken leg.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a smoking oven

Double jump in front of the washing machine, grab a sock, and put it in the oven. Double jump in front of the oven to close it, starting a fire.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing dark footprints on a yellow background

In the garage, jump up onto the shelf behind the car, then double jump on the overturned oil can to make a puddle on the floor. Walk through the puddle and jump onto the car, leaving a trail of paw prints.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a pee puddle

Pee. Literally anywhere.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a deer sillouhette

Grab the bowling ball from the bottom shelf in the corner of the garage and throw it at the deer statue near the piano.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing smashed glass

Use the same bowling ball to smash the glass door into the garden. You’ll need to throw it a few times to break the glass.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing an overflowing toilet

Pick up the tooth brush from the vanity and put it in the toilet.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing smashed glass on a dark background

Throw the bowling ball at the TV. Works either before or after turning the TV on.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a cartoon electrified dog

Jump onto the Roomba and pee.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a basketball

Using the key on the shelf in the garage, unlock the chest in the bedroom with two beds. Grab the basketball and head into the garden to score a hoop.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a gnome

There are five gnomes to find and throw in the garden to get this badge:

  • Behind the basketball hoop

  • Next to the corner of the house by the door

  • Down the right side of the house, by the doghouse

  • In the flower patch

  • Buried in the sandpit

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a hole in the ground

Dig a hole in the garden at any molehill.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a lawnmower

Tug on the pull cord of the lawnmower and send it through the flowers.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a doghouse

Double jump on the doghouse to smash it.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing some toast with bites out of it

Take the bread from the toaster in the kitchen and throw it out for the birds in the garden.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a bubbling washing machine

Grab the soap from inside the bathtub off the main bedroom, then put it in the washing machine. Double jump to turn it on. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a single ring

Jump on the button in the garage and then jump through all the hoops. There are 16 hoops and 45 seconds to get them all. 


Farm badges

Doggy Don't Care badges available in the farm level

The farm is substantially larger than the house, and there are a lot more moving parts to contend with. This is also where some of those chains come in, with some badges locked behind others. Here’s how to get the 21 Farm badges in Doggy Don’t Care:


Badge

How to get

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a squashed frog

Double jump on five frogs. They’re everywhere around the farm.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a  dazed mole

Double jump on five moles as they pop up out of their holes. There are only five to find:

  • Next to the pick-up truck near the main gate

  • In the empty space to the right of the same gate

  • Near the half-buried wheelbarrow near the pumpkin patch

  • In the corner behind the hedge maze

  • In the enclosure with the bull

Doggy Don't Care badge showing dirty clothes

Jump into the pig pen and get covered in mud, then jump out again avoiding the water trough. Double jump next to the clothesline to cover the laundry in mud.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a bull smashing glass

Double jump on a sheep next to the cheese-o-matic barn to get onto the roof and grab the red flag. Use it to lure the bull out of its enclosure and guide it to the greenhouse to smash it.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a goose and some wasps

Double jump next to the tree with the wasp nest in it, then pick up the nest and throw it at the goose outside the cheese-o-matic barn.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing sunflowers and purple haze

Pick up the spray bottle from inside the smashed greenhouse and use it to spray the sunflowers next to the pig pen.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a pig's tail

Just pull on the pig’s tail.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing three silos

Use the red flag to guide the bull over and break open the gate to the sheep field, then bark to guide a sheep towards the three silos. Double jump on the sheep to get to the top, then double jump on each of the buttons at the top of the silos.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing an apple

Double jump next to the tree where the apples are and give one to the goose in the cow field to get the lever.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing udders and a bucket of milk

After putting the lever on the milking machine, use the bark-guiding technique to guide a cow into the machine.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a tractor hitting a windmill

This is a two-step badge. Take the milk that the cow gives in the machine to the cheese-o-matic machine - you cannot jump while holding the bucket of milk, or you will spill it. Go the long way around! Put the milk in the machine, then grab the cheese that pops out and take it over to the tractor behind the wheat field. Once it’s where the wheel should go, hop into the driver's seat and start the tractor to make it crash.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing broken tools

Get the fuse from on top of the boxes in the barn and put it in the wood chipper by the front gate. Then, find the following tools and throw them into the machine:

  • Shovel - Leaning against the fence of the wheat field

  • Fork - Jabbed inside a hay bale behind the greenhouse

  • Hoe - Leaning against the fence near the pumpkin patch

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a spiral of a hay bale

Double jump on any five hay bales around the farm.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing sliced wheat stalks

Double jump on the wooden box near the dog bed to get the scythe, then use it to cut down some wheat.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a bull breaking a fence

Use the red flag to guide the bull into breaking three gates:

  • The gate to his enclosure

  • The gate into the sheep field

  • The gate between the sheep field and the cow field

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a cartoon electrified dog behind a wire fence

Pee on any part of the electric fence that runs around the outside of the farm.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a deflated scarecrow

Get muddy in the pig pen, then head over to the pumpkin patch. Double jump on the solar panels to deflate the scarecrows. You’ll need to do both solar panels. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing boots going into a well

Grab a boot from inside the cheese-o-matic barn and take it to the well near the entrance. Throw it inside. You only need to do one boot.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a hedge maze

Make it to the center of the maze. I’m not giving directions, but you’ll get there eventually if you wander around a bit, collecting all the treats inside. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a naked screaming chicken

Use the key from the middle of the maze to unlock the chicken coop, then double jump on five chickens to remove their feathers. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a ring with a bar

Jump on the button near the entrance and then jump through all the rings along the agility course. There are 14 rings to get through in 40 seconds. 


Office badges

Doggy Don't Care badges available in the office level

Things start to get a little more complicated in the Office level, but there’s a lot of fun to be had completely trashing the Pawjama headquarters, especially if you’ve ever worked in an office and dreamed of throwing things around. Here’s how to get all 21 badges on offer in this Doggy Don’t Care location:


Badge

How to get

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a telephone

Answer the phone on the reception desk when it rings.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing an overturned bin and paper balls

Double jump on the five wire trash cans around the office:

  • Behind the main reception desk

  • Between the bookshelf and the sofa in the break room

  • In the back corner of the conference room

  • In the middle of the cubicles in the main office room

  • By the rightmost cubicle in the main office room

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a microphone symbol

Bark at the machine in the middle of the table in the conference room.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing some party poppers

Pop the five party poppers littered around the office:

  • On the conference table

  • On one of the beanbags in the break room

  • On the sofa in the break room

  • On the leftmost desk in the main office room

  • On the rightmost desk in the main office room

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a cartoon dog's butt

Double jump next to the drawers of the rightmost desk in the main office room to get the printer paper, then take it to the photocopier. Jump onto the photocopier and interact with it to take a scan of your butt. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a framed photo of a cartoon dog's butt

Take the resulting image to the boss's desk in the back room.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a safe unlocking mechanism

In the main office room, find the loose carpet fiber near the plant in the corner. Tug on it to get the access code for the safe. Interact with the safe in the boss’s room to open it. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing shredded money

Take a wad of cash from inside the safe and bring it over to the boss’s desk to shred it.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a shredded certificate

Take the certificate off the wall next to the door in the boss’s room and take it to the desk to shred it.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a fire extinguisher going off

Grab the fire extinguisher off the wall in the main office room and spray it until it’s empty.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a bobblehead in a water dispenser

Double jump next to a water dispenser near the elevator to remove the lid, then throw any of the golden bobbleheads into it.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a smashed fire alarm panel

Pick up a pool ball from the table in the break room and throw it at the fire alarm next to the kitchenette. Pull the fire alarm. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a smashed fish tank

Throw a pool ball at the fish tank in the boss’s office. You’ll need to throw it three times to break the glass. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a goldfish in a water dispenser

Pick up the spilled fish and throw it into the other water dispenser near the elevator. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a sparking microwave

Grab a laptop from the main office room and put it in the microwave in the break room. Double jump on or near the microwave to open and close it.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a slice of cake with pink icing

Repeatedly interact with the cake in the main office room to scoff the lot. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a red scribble on a whiteboard

Pick up any pen pot and throw it to spill the contents. Pick up the chunky red marker, then jump onto the whiteboard in the main office room and draw a picture.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing multicolored bunting

In the main office room, tug on the red rope holding up the birthday bunting to bring it down. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing three popped balloons

Turn on the fan in the conference room using the switch under the screen, then grab some balloons and jump onto the table to pop them. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a foaming soda can

Pick up any soda can and shake it until it starts foaming, then throw it.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing three rings

Jump on the button in the room with the photocopier, then jump through all the rings. There are 30 rings to hit in 75 seconds. 


Museum badges

Doggy Don't Care badges available in the museum level

This is the final level in Doggy Don’t Care, and also where things get most complicated. But no challenge is impossible, and this location is a whole lot of fun to explore. Here’s how to get all 21 badges in the Museum level:


Badge

How to get

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a cat painting with paint splotches on it

Take one of the paintbrushes from the ladder in the balloon animal room and throw it at each of the cat portraits in the next room. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing four candles with one extinguished

In the Egyptian room, jump onto each of the four pillar candles in the corners of the grid and pee on them to put them out. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a security camera

Interact with the wires to pull down the five security cameras:

  • In the corner of the balloon animal room, behind the plant

  • In the room with the cat paintings

  • In the room with the caged crystal

  • In the Egyptian room, behind the vase on the right 

  • In the dinosaur room

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a no photos sign

Grab the electric charge powering the bulb in the lab room, then put it under the red bulb in the Mars rover room. The rover will wake up and dig up a camera. Take the camera and head to the balloon animal room, then take a photo. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a fountain with yellow water

Pee in the fountain. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a popped balloon unicorn

In the lab room, gain static charge by jumping onto the plasma ball. Head back to the balloon animal room and touch the balloon animal to pop it. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a glowing red crystal in front of bars

Double jump on the crystal button in the main lobby to bring the bars down, then run through and grab the crystal from the podium. This only works after you’ve pulled the security camera down in that room. Take the crystal to the dinosaur room and use the dinosaur foot exhibit to crush it. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a stomping dinosaur foot

Crush something using the dinosaur foot exhibit. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a selection of hieroglyphs

There are three sarcophagi (two in the Egyptian room and one in the main lobby), each with specific symbols on them. Double jump on those symbols on the grid in the Egyptian room, top to bottom for each sarcophagus, to open them:

  • Zig-zag line, pot, looping line

  • Beetle, ankh, empty eye

  • Stork, square spiral, striped circle

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a mummy's face

Interact with the mummies that come out of the sarcophagi to unravel their wrappings. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing dinosaur bones

Dig up the three objects in the pit in the middle of the dinosaur room. Use the dino foot to crush them.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing statues with no heads

Use the unearthed axe to smash the four sculptures in the fountain room.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing statues with dinosaur skulls instead of heads

Replace the heads of those statues with four skulls. Two are found in the pit, and the other two can be removed from the small dinosaurs in the corner of the dinosaur room. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a roaring dinosaur

Bark into the microphone at the base of the dinosaur head exhibit to make it roar.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a bunch of coins

Using the axe you dug up, smash the four donation stands around the museum to get the coins out. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a broken monitor

Use the same axe to break the two monitors on the reception desk in the lobby.

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a mouse hole with glowing eyes in it

Get the key from the head of the brontosaurus skeleton and use it to unlock the locker in the lobby. Grab the vacuum, and use it to suck corks out of five mouse holes:

  • To the left of the cat portraits

  • Back left corner of the caged crystal room

  • Next to the door in the fountain room

  • Behind the lef vase in the Egyptian room

  • Behind the sarcophagus in the lobby

Doggy Don't Care badge showing an electrocuted cartoon mouse

Charge yourself up by jumping onto the plasma ball in the lab room, then shock three of the mice that came out of the mouse holes. One charge is enough. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing a whale skeleton and red rope

In the lobby, pull on the two red ropes that keep the whale skeleton suspended on the ceiling. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing pink. green, and blue glowing footprints

In the lab room, smash the three vials of glowing liquid, then walk through them and leave a trail of paw prints. 

Doggy Don't Care badge showing three rings

Double jump on the button in the lab room, then pass through every ring that appears. There are 25 rings and 90 seconds.

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